Posted on February 22nd, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.”My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?”"
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