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Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is true: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is...
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die,...
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based...
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money.""Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?""Because my daddy says you're one of the...
A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from.So, he calls his parents via the operator,...
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.'' He...
Why did God create economists? To make weathermen look good! Permalink Rain n' Money...
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Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money. Read in full at Lerman's Law of Technology...
- If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.- If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad...
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