Posted on June 4th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, “Give me your money.”
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!”
The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”
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