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Romantic Lines Joke 01 I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! Romantic Lines Joke 02 I see your face when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming. Romantic Lines Joke...
- Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just taken my heart away! - Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!! - If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as...
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill.I think we can. All the general has to do...
A mother had been teaching her three-year daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after her mother the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo.The mother...
- You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!"- Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.- When workers screw up they are transferred to another office to be someone...
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after...
- You know Bill Gates' e-mail address, but you have to look up your own social security number.- You stop saying "phone number" and replace it with "voice number," since we all know the majority...
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the...
- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.- All female parts were sung by castrati. We...
An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes." Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations....
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