#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder that the oneyou just went through.”#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new.They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”#14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birthcertificate a worthless document.”#13 “If
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