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Spelling Joke 1 Please, ma''am! How do you spell ichael? The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma am. I've written the M already." Spelling Joke 2 ...
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once...
"Hello, Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why....
If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been...
While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha." I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve...
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.- Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"- MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."- Saks 5th...
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong...
You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social...
Chuck Norris Joke 1 Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence. Chuck Norris Joke 2 Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to...
Witch Joke 1 What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service. Witch Joke 2 Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always...
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