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Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? Answer: Tea, please. Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea Question: How would...
Bob couldn't believe it -- he'd made it to the last round of his favorite game show. "Congratulations, Bob," said the emcee. "Answer correctly and you go home with five million dollars! "This is a two-part...
For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentous question."There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," Bill began, "but...
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the...
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the...
Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll? Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because the rooster egged...
Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it!Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?Answer: Sandy EggoQuestion: Why did the egg cross the street?Answer: To get...
>>Healthy Question: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? Healthy Answer: Your heart is good for only so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually....
For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentousquestion."There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," Bill began, "but there...
For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentousquestion."There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," Bill began, "but there...
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