Joke Published on December 2nd, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Beating around the bush - 75
Jumping to conclusions - 100
Climbing the walls - 150
Swallowing your pride - 50
Passing the buck - 25
Throwing your weight
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