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Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town.Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep.The 8-year-old...
How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?12,001. That's one to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out. Read in...
With apologies to Clement C. Moore, author of 'A Visit From St. Nicholas''Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckoned --- The dark...
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So,...
Customer service representatives answer straightforward pet care and nutrition questions, however some calls can be quite unconventional as follows:"My cat just came in from the garage and I was wondering...how many calories are in a...
The third collection of free funny Doctor Doctor jokes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong...
- When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"- When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR,...
1. You attend a weekly coupon club.2. You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months.3. Fast food is your idea of fine dining.4. You spend more time counting change during a single...
You Might Be A Redneck If Higher math means counting over 10. You Might Be A Redneck If The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath. You Might Be A Redneck If You can...
Christian Joke 1 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. Christian Joke 2 A forbidden fruit will create many jams. Christian Joke 3 Come in and have your faith lifted. Christian Joke 4 Give God what's right --...
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