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Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the one with the little sticker that says, "I-DA-HO".Also, she has herpes sores on...
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye...
Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls?You can drop them off anywhere. Permalink Anywhere Is Good...
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answerwas!...
The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu,...
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.The first guy said, ''''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and...
A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice...
Funny Dirty Joke 1 What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo Funny Dirty Joke 2 What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A Klondike Bar Funny Dirty Joke 3 What is a zebra? 26...
"Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team." --Jay Leno "The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have...
Dirty jokes, not suitable for young children. Dirty Joke 1 ----------- Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they...
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