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Three male work friends decided to take their wives on a gambling vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The gambling vacation week flew by and they all had a great time in the casinos...
Darla had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went."Pretty good, I think," replied Darla, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation...
A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleap two per room so they could afford the...
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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death...
The Web site you seekcannot be located butcountless others existThree things are certain:Death, taxes, and lost data.Guess which has occurred.Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.Seeing my great fault Read...
Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death.Q. And by whose death was it terminated?Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?A. No, I said he was...
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call...
You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area....
When the man came home, his wife was crying."Your mother insulted me," she sobbed."My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked."I...
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