Posted on March 29th, 2008 in
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Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim?”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim?”
Suddenly the redhead yells, “TORNADO!!!”
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim?”
And the blonde yells, “FIRE!!!”
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1 responses to Dumb Blonde on Death Row in Women’s Prison Joke
hi im kara galiano, i am 16 years old. when i read yuor jokee at first i didnt get it but after i read it a few times i got it. i thoughht it was quite funny jeep up the great work.
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