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Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: "I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal." "Well" replied the other farmer "I'm not sure about that....
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.The policeman stops the guy...
Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell...
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