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- In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?- Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?-...
- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? - Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?- If a pig is sold to the pawn...
- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?- Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?- If a pig is sold to the pawn shop...
- The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.- You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.- You're getting old...
- Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.- There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory....
Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California - WAS HISWealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills - Making the last car payment.The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any better...
* A person who smiles in the face of adversity.....probably has a scapegoat.* Plagiarism saves time.* If at first you don't succeed, try management.* Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.* TEAMWORK.....means...
If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have...
* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos.....then you probably haven't...
A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.Therefore, he was annoyed to...
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