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An old man visits his doctor and, after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news. What would you like to hear first?" The patient answers, "Well, give me the...
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: "Well, let me have the bad news...
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a good idea to leave them there. Read in full at Equating Lawyers...
Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?They don't become so attached to the lawyers. Permalink Lawyers and Hot Dog Meat...
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?""Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer, "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for...
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months. Read in full at Lawyers and computers...
I heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news. The good news was that Sadam survived the bombings, so they all...
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case."Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other.""Okay, you first," replied the other.That was the end of the discussion. Read in full at Two Lawyers...
Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While severalof the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed...
Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!! Permalink The State of Lawyers...
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