Posted on March 20th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit….
Man: “Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.”
Girl: “Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?”
Man: “It's been ten years!” With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: “Oh thank you so much!”
Girl: “So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?”
Man: “It's been ten years” The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: “Oh… thank you so much. You are like a miracle!”
Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] “So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?”
Man: “Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!”
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