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Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?A: Herpes lasts forever. Permalink Love and Herpes?...
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:"Look, I''ll give you $100 if you''ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I''m supposed to promise to...
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise wasmanufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars ofthe condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to bethe next...
Husband: Hi dear. I'm logged in Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband: Bad command or file name wife: But I told you in the morning ? Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel? Wife: What about my new TV ? Husband:...
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that...
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to...
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.''Simply...
Who doesn't like to see a good faceplant :-) Not aware of what a faceplant is, it's when someone falls over and lands on their face. AKA the face plant. I've scoured Youtube (also known as typing FacePlant...
Frog Joke 1 A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the...
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