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Really Funny Jokes
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A womanwill pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.2. A woman worries about the future until she gets ahusband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.3. A successful man is one who makes more money thanhis wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot& love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try tounderstand her at all.5. Married men live longer than single men – butmarried men are a lot more willing to die.6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there'sno use in two people remembering the same thing.7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, buthe doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anythinga man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand awoman – before marriage & after marriage.
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