Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard, ‘Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?’The guard replies, ‘They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.”That’s an awfully exact number,’ says the
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