Comments on: Dirty Jokes

By: erika

erika — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 06:42:28 +0000

so, this man has a huge body and a really little head. so he walks into a bar and people start laughing and pointing. so another guy walks up the man and goes “what happened to your head?”
so the man goes “man you dont wanna know”
the other guy says ‘yeah i really do”
so the man said “i was walking on the beach on day and kicking the sand and i came upon a bottle. i picked in up and a genie came out.
she says “you have three wishes”
the man goes “okay my first wish is a million dollars”
the genie goes “okay”
so i get the money.
the man goes “my second wish is to have a mansion”
the genie says “okay”
the man goes “my last wish is to fuck you”
the genie says “you cant, im on my period”
the man goes “okay how bout a little head?”

: ) hahaha sooo funny.

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By: Richie

Richie — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:24:31 +0000

there was a kid that couldnt talk so good and his mom asked him to get 3 things a bucket some gum and a cocker spaniel so the kid went to the candy store and asked for some bum and the cashier said you mean some gum and the kid said yea bum so he got it then he went to the hardware store and asked for a fucket and the cashier said you mean a bucket yea a fucket then he got it then he went up to a cop and said will you hold my bum and fucket while i go get a cock and spank it.hahahahaha

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By: joanna

joanna — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:01:46 +0000

this is bullshit!

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By: charlie

charlie — Fri, 08 May 2009 10:56:17 +0000

this is rubbish like your mum in bed

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