The first set of many Doctor Doctor jokes.
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!
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Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window…!
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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!
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Rating: 3.7
Comment: More of these to come!
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8 responses to Doctor Doctor Jokes
ur all stupid these dont make any sence the 1 from simon wos pritty good though
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doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains
oh sit down and pull yourself together
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ur mother is so skinny wen she turns around she diserpiers
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how do u stop ur nose from runnig
stick ur foot out in front of u and trip over
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ur mother is so big
she takes up both sides of the family
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doctor doctor i keep thinking im a bee
well buzz of im busy
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doctor doctor i fell lke a bell
well if u need help
give me a ring
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docter docter i feel like i am a telly?
Oh just just turn it over
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