Posted on May 20th, 2006 in
Doctor Doctor Jokes
The third collection of free funny Doctor Doctor jokes.
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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there
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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO…
What’s wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms!
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Well sit still and don’t stir!
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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!
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Rating:4.2/5
Comment: The third page of an on going colletion of very funny free Doctor Doctor jokes.
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