Posted on May 21st, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria.
People with the newspaper in their hands look like they’
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