Thousands of really hilarious jokes
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie...
- A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.- Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function. (See "Demolition Man" and countless...
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them...
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.The policeman stops the guy...
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."Her friend...
Rabbit Joke 1 A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already. Rabbit Joke 2 Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where...
Movie And TV Joke 1 A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How d the meeting go?" asks the first...
100 Funny Quotes Funny Quote 01 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Funny Quote 02 A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay - Demetri...
Yo Momma so Fat Joke 01 Yo momma so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb. Yo Momma so Fat Joke 02 Yo momma so fat and...
Some of these are hilarious, a must read. AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up...
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