Joke Published on April 5th, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.7. If it just looks like
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