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Cletus took Maynard to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's Bench. After the game, Cletus asked Maynard how he liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," he replied, "but...
A woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. "How much is it?" she asked the storekeeper."14 cents," answered the storekeeper to the lady."14 cents! For...
A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, "Mister, can you spare a dollar?" The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, "If I...
Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it."I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God." the little...
Teacher: Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would you have?Joey: I'd...
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The...
A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25 each -- three for a dollar."All day long, customers came in exclaiming:"Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"Meekly the grocer capitulated and...
A one-dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and...
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.They put up a big bold sign which read:"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"Not to be outdone,...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over the students all handed...
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