Posted on April 24th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me”.”Why not”, he asks.She answers back, “Because I’m dead”.The husband says to her, “What are you talking about? We’re both lying here in
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