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A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.""Yeah, I just found out my...
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group for a chartered-double-decker bus trip to London. There are only 2 seats left on the bottom of the bus, and only 1...
There's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers. On the lower level of the bus, everyone's having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing. On the upper...
During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died.With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for...
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed...
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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death...
The Web site you seekcannot be located butcountless others existThree things are certain:Death, taxes, and lost data.Guess which has occurred.Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.Seeing my great fault Read...
Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death.Q. And by whose death was it terminated?Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?A. No, I said he was...
North vs. South Joke 1 The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses. North vs. South Joke 2 The North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits. North vs. South Joke 3...
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