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Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I'm Norvegian?""No," said Sven, "It's because you're...
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook,...
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man."This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one."No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.And so they began arguing...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.The diver went below another 10...
What two things in the air can make a women pregnant? Her feet! Permalink Two Things In The Air...
My wife agrees that I do indeed lead a "dog's life".The way she puts it though is: "He comes in with muddy feet, makes himself comfortable by the fire, and expects to be fed." Read in...
- "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."- "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."- "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In...
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to...
There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety except for one man.He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping at his feet.A helicopter flew over his head and hung...
Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around...
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