A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.The optician showed him a card with the letters ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.”Can you read this?’ the optician asked.’Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’
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