Posted on June 21st, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, “You wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The person replies, “I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?”
The man thinks for a while and replies, “Not if I have to explain it three times.”
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