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One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby.They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought...
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired. "Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record...
George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President...
Elephant Joke 1 Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns. Elephant Joke 2 We re going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at...
Space Joke 1 What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer ! Space Joke 2 What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !...
Funny Voicemail Message 1 Hi you reached your name and I'm not here. Leave a message.. BEEP.. Seconds later say "HAHA, that was a fake beep created by my mouth. I fooled you good!" Funny...
Aviation Joke 1 A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to...
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