President George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant.

A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, “Hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!”

President Bush and Cheney looked down at the elephants ass, confused.

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