Posted on November 29th, 2008 in
Blonde Jokes,
Gambling Jokes
A dumb blonde was in a casino for the first time.
A dumb blonde was in a casino for the very first time.
The spinning ball of the roulette wheel caught her eye so she decides to play at the roulette table.
The dumb blonde not understanding the rules says, “I have no idea what number to play?”
A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age.
Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 24.
The roulette wheel is spun, and 39 comes up!
The smile drifts from the blonde’s face and she faints from the shock.
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i dont get it
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There is no 39 on a Roulette Wheel so your last part of the joke makes no sense at all, But everything else is funny. Either you must be a blonde or that was done on purpose.
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