Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?
Answer: Neither, roosters don’t lay eggs.Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
Answer: It’s not
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