Funny Emo Joke 1
An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society.

Funny Emo Joke 2
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

Funny Emo Joke 3
Drive an emo insane: Put ‘em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.

Funny Emo Joke 4
Emo is to music as Terrorism is to society.

Funny Emo Joke 5
Emo’s aren’t food products.. So DONT friggin label em’

Funny Emo Joke 6
How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude? Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.

Funny Emo Joke 7
How do you exterminate all the emo’s? You don’t, Just wait till they cut wrong

Funny Emo Joke 8
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Funny Emo Joke 9
how many emo kids does it take to drive a car? two, one with bangs over his right eye… and another with his bangs over his left eye.
Emo Jokes
Funny Emo Joke 10
How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb? One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered pieces reflect their broken lives.

Funny Emo Joke 11
How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito? Four. One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.

Funny Emo Joke 12
How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Funny Emo Joke 13
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. One to replace it and two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

Funny Emo Joke 14
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They Like To Sit In The Dark Corner And Cry.

Funny Emo Joke 15
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.. (works for hair too.)

Funny Emo Joke 16
If a dumb blonde and an emo jump off a bridge, who drowns first? The dumb blonde- from the emo’s tears on the way down.

Funny Emo Joke 17
Q: What do you do if there’s an emo in your backyard with his hand blown off? A: Stop laughing and reload!

Funny Emo Joke 18
So, an emo kid walks into a bar… Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it.

Funny Emo Joke 19
Tickle Me Elmo was so last year. Now it’s… Cry With Me Emo!

Funny Emo Joke 20
What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid? Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.

Funny Emo Joke 21
What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities.

Funny Emo Joke 22
What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

Funny Emo Joke 23
What do you call an emo kid outside the mall? Anything he’ll cry no matter what you do.

Funny Emo Joke 24
What would you rather be: emo or handicapped? trick question: being emo is a handicap.

Funny Emo Joke 25
What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass? Emo grass cuts itself.

Funny Emo Joke 26
What’s better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree? One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

Funny Emo Joke 27
Whats so tragic about 4 emo kids dying in a car crash? The car seated 5!

Funny Emo Joke 28
Whats the difference between an emo and and a tomato? Tomatoes don’t cut themselves.

Funny Emo Joke 29
What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby? The baby doesn’t cry.

Funny Emo Joke 30
What’s the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.

Funny Emo Joke 31
whats the emos favorite chocolate milk? hemoooo!

Funny Emo Joke 32
Who is the sponsor of the “National Team of Emos”? Gillette

Funny Emo Joke 33
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues.

Funny Emo Joke 34
Why do emo kids always take the flight that leaves at midnight? They prefer to take the red-eye.

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