Funny Emo Joke 1
An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society.
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Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
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Drive an emo insane: Put ‘em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.
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Emo is to music as Terrorism is to society.
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Emo’s aren’t food products.. So DONT friggin label em’
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How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude? Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.
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How do you exterminate all the emo’s? You don’t, Just wait till they cut wrong
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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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how many emo kids does it take to drive a car? two, one with bangs over his right eye… and another with his bangs over his left eye.
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How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb? One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered pieces reflect their broken lives.
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How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito? Four. One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.
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How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. One to replace it and two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They Like To Sit In The Dark Corner And Cry.
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I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.. (works for hair too.)
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If a dumb blonde and an emo jump off a bridge, who drowns first? The dumb blonde- from the emo’s tears on the way down.
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Q:What do you do if there’s an emo in your backyard with his hand blown off? A:Stop laughing and reload!
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So, an emo kid walks into a bar… Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it.
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Tickle Me Elmo was so last year. Now it’s…Cry With Me Emo!
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What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid? Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.
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What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities.
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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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What do you call an emo kid outside the mall? Anything he’ll cry no matter what you do.
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What would you rather be: emo or handicapped? trick question: being emo is a handicap.
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What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass? Emo grass cuts itself.
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What’s better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree? One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.
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Whats so tragic about 4 emo kids dying in a car crash? The car seated 5!
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Whats the difference between an emo and and a tomato? Tomatoes don’t cut themselves.
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What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby? The baby doesn’t cry.
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What’s the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
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whats the emos favourite chocolate milk? hemoooo!
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Who is the sponsor of the “National Team of Emos”? Gillette
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Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues.
Funny Emo Joke 34
Why do emo kids always take the flight that leaves at midnight? They prefer to take the red-eye.
72 responses to Emo Jokes
I really hope that there are some other emo kids out there who can take a joke. I found this rather amusing.
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amanda ur retarded. i have the guts to deal with my problems instead of bitching to everyone about the fuckin emo ass mother fuckin bitch
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you know i am emo to. if you guys out there dont have the guts to show some emotions then fuck you! you guys r the handicapped not us. we may not be perfect, well who is?!!!!! not you! just because we r different than you does not mean you can write bad things about us! fuck you! you r nothing but little perfect bitches i bet yall dont even care bout anything but your selves. fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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emo is one step behind canablism
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All the fuckin emos should calm down. They are funny!
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i’m an emo.i do sit in my dark hole of a room 14 hours a day,i do cry because i have a depression,i’m not a social butterfly, i don’t cut myself,and sometimes i think about suicide. and i do like these jokes and some are true but all you mother fuckers who think all emos are the same fuck off and i hope you burn in hell
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emo ruby just kill your self no body will miss you
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HAHAHAHA right on, i love how you post a couple jokes about the emos and they like gang rape the site with their tears. lol fucking fags…do they even know what they are or do they just act that way to fit in? It started cause a couple posers turned heavy metal into bullshit tears. Now a days you can’t have a david bowie or crash diet haircut thanks to the fags, thanks guys (Y) you fucked everyone out of rock and roll…fags
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What’s up I just wanna say that people like you think that all emos are the same but they aren’t. I’ve been labeled emo just cause I have my hair in ‘emo’ style an my eyeliner blackening the shape of my eyes thickly an cause I can write creatrively an cause I have those scars on my arms an the fact that I love music some of which is yes labeled ‘emo’ but I love rock music of all kinds an rock an metal an every other kind of music of the sort is not ruined. call anyone a fag its just a word you act like its gonna hurt the only thing bout calling us fags is my cheeks from laughing so damn hard hahaha yeah maybe some of the people on here could loosen up an not take these jokes personally or just not even read them to begin but you too have to realize that they are people just like you with more than just a life of sadness every emo has smiled before
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Im Sorry But When guys Have Emotionns BAAAM They’re Automaticly Gay?
When You Like To Listen To That Type Of Music BAAM Your Emo?
Seriously Maytee Fuck Off Offending Them Just Because You Dont Have The Guts To Show Your Real Emotions Dont Mean Other People Shouldnt You Fucking Pussy
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hey all ya’ll little bitches who are hating on us emo’s ya’ll better stop cuz it ain’t even funny their retared why don’t you write about ya’ll self so i could post it on my Myspace and get a life (///_’) long live emo’s fuck the rest of the world!!
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Lol .just pit them against Dethklok. And see what happens xD. They will run. I Love metal so much.\m/ *-*!!
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how can emos read these with all that damn hair in theyre eyes
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this is so not funny. if we emos have problems with ourselves thats bad enough for us without you people who have no idea how we feel talking about it. if we want to cut ourselves let us not even all of us do, if we cry about our feelings or write them down let us. our pathetic world won’t get wors because of it so stop bitching about things you don’t anything about and let us be who we are, we don’t say anything about you so don’t do it about us
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those emo statements ain’t even true so get a godamn live emo rules fu*k the rest of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =P
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Pretty easy actually thanx
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i will admit that some of these are funny, but in the same way they are hurtful…just becuz ur emo, it doesnt mean u dress a certian way emo is not a style its a way of being, some emo kids have real problems and all the closed minded mother fucking ppl make em worse. emo is a way of feeling not a way of dressing, that is scene. Take it easy on these kids im emo and i dont have to be ashamed of it, emo friends are understanding and they get what it is to feel sad, but me and my friends have a good time IT ISNT JUST CRYING FYI!!
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Emo is a really stupid thing that people lable themselves to be cool and lable other people because theyre different. I happen to love emo jokes, theyre just funny. why do people who think theyre “emo” PURPOSELY go to sites that say theyre going to tell Emo jokes then complain about them?blondes don’t complain about the millions of jokes made up about them. FAKE EMOS just go on these sites, read “insults” and then go cry so people think theyre more emo. get over it and get a real life. you people are an insult to us who write songs and poems and liek dark colors. now people are calling me one of you ass holes.
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dude. i have nothing agaisnt emo kids, but.. its the exact same thing as fucking black jokes and white jokes and gay jokes. its a fucking joke. get the fuck over it. you dont have to fucking wet yourself cuz someones messing around. and if you dont fucking like them dont read them. its not that hard. and its not that big of a deal.
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DARK HAIR ???? google search emo hair please… do that for me tell me how the hell pink red blue green and purple is fuckin dark
POEMS .. granted i’ve never written one myself, its a was of espressing them selves instead of talking shit on ppl
DARK ROOMS ??? seriously whens the last time you saw an emo in a dark room you cant draw or write in the dark
CRYING … again expression maybe a childish expression but non-the-less
all and all STFU you worthless scums that have all the time to talk shit just because they choose to be the way they are
Let em be
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hey why does all are the non-emos getting mad at the emos for whining about the jokes. thats what emos do they whine.
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why are yall getting mad at the emos for whining about the jokes. thats what emos do yall act like it surprises u
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Oh, yea LOLZ!! you are mean calling someone you don’t know a faggot, faggot!Lol.
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Hey, Uh guys! Lol. Shut up stop critisizing. It not right. And I agree this stuff is just rubbish. Haha. I dink I’m emo. IDK. But just stop k? Lol. But this is great all the same time. So Proceed…..
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lol the comments here are so funny, but im a emo and the jokes just doesent make any sense becaus being an emo isint all about cuting and crying and stuff, emo is a way of life, just like being a jock, liking sports and every thing.. emo like emotional music ,poets, black clothing and stuff and yeah some kids have promblems in their life but stay out of it, its theirs to worry about not yours… i like the way i am so should you…
thanks love raplh… icelandicemo
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GROW UP AND GETT OVA YASELVES ALL YOU EMO LITTLE FUCKS THERE JOKES GET OVA IT AND IF THAT DOESNT HELP GO ASK RUDD FOR AN APOLOGY FUCK YOU ALL BITCHES YOUS ARE ALL FUCKED UP IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM DONT READ THEM OK
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These aren’t funny. Do you think people just wake up and want to cut themselves, many have been sexually abused, many have depression, many have extremely low self esteem. i don’t know what you are trying to accomplish with this but you are fucking retarted and should go to hell.
you have no idea.
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LOLOLOL FUCK YOU Luz your probably an emo faggot. die in a fire.
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I LIKE PITZAA !
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Pasta! !!!*-*!!
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Dear Emos: I am sorry that your mommy didnt cut your sandwich they way you like it, you got picked last in gym, your dad only made 60,000 last year, you got a regular ipod instead of a touch, you parents bought you a ford instead of a chevy, whatever. YOU KNOW WHAT. you people are selfish. The fact I am writting this proves it, all the money your parents are spending on your imagination should be going to people that have a reason to cry.
… and if you f**kers keep driving up the price of eyeliner in society I am gonna keep some rich emo ass lol
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KIck* (p.s. If emo is the trendy thing today I am scared of what tomorrow brings… lol)
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WOW!!!you guys are all so one minded(the anti-emo’s that is)…..you have no idea at all about how an emo feels and how they express themselve….we have a completely different outlook on life and we are not like you heartless ass holes…
you will never understand why we do what we do BECAUSE you guy have no hearts… im not offended by the jokes im offended by what you people have said…you guys are part of the reason we do what we do, because none of you understand so then you judge….u people tell us to commit suicide bacause we have no life but obviously u guys have nothing better to do but pick on us and thus YOU have no lives, so if u dont understand us stop worrying about and get the life that yopu dont have yet brag about….
BAM BITCHES….F*#K U
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shut up you lil jewish emo pussy…jus cuz we lower ur self esteem and you want to kill ur self 24 hours a day doesnt mean you need to take it out on us “normal” people. unlike you i think about banging your mom while your in ur lil corner crying like a lil bitch, talking to ur boyfriend….my name is abel martinez and if you want to find me in portales, nm i will gladly kick ur ass
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WTF o.O being emo doesnt mean we cut our self’s or all we do ish cry…… get ur facts straight bitches! :3 why dont u guys just go do urselfs and then fuck ur mama!!!! O.o
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whats the greatest thing about a car load of emo girl driving off a cliff?
one of em is pregnant!
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OK IM NOT EMO IM NOT REALLY ANYTHING IF I WAS SOMETHING WOUD BE A … HAPPY-GO-LUCKY SADISTIC MASOCHIST BUT I STA BE EMO I NO WHAT IS LIKE ALL YOU PEOPLE FUCKING HATING ON EMOS QUITE YOUR SHIT OR I WILL FUCK EVERY 1 OF YOU UP MYSELF
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ya, im sure your gonna fuck us up for talkin shit about emo’s you stupid cunt sausage
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for all of you Elmo bitches out there, why dont you stop your little whiney ass bitch fuck mouthed crying, grab a mop, and shove it so far up your fuckin ass that it comes out of your mouth and kills you. god, we need to rid the world of these little elmo punk bitches
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People like yourself make fun of emos an tell them to stop talking shit an hating on you for shit you say. You tell them to grow up an get a life but look at you. They say anything back an your all pissed an tell em to quit hating. Well what the fuck your doing the exact same thing. So shut the fuck up an grow up yourself before you tell one else to grow up. Quit saying get a life cause aparently you have not one either. Before you judge others judge yourself cause your not perfect as nor I. Live an let live. Its things like this that make the world the way it is an religous people don’t understand why “GOD” is letting this world turn to shit. God doesn’t make the world this way…we do! It starts with words turns to hate turns to fighting an turns everyone to enimies an that’s what makes the world this way…US as people because people spend to much time worrying bout this that an the other an what people think.
People turned this world to the shit hole that its becoming. If we all smoked some weed we’d probably get along an not have the crimes nor sacrifice our troops to fight outside the country for another country an their problems.
If you read this an agree then great but if not suck a tit an have a great wasted life XD
*four fucking twenty*
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Emo pussy tastes funny :-/
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THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!
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hahah wow i think the funniest part about this webpage is all the comments that ppl leave. wow… your seriously gonna stereotype yourself then turn around read jokes about it (which incase you didnt have the brains to figure it out a joke now days consists of making fun of something or someone. dont worry you can thank me later, im here for you) then get all butt hurt when it hurts their feelings?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! emos are a waste of oxygen and you know you suck at life when you cant even succeed at committing suicide so you and your other friends all hang out in a dark room with your dark hair and dark clothes and cry on eath others shoulders like some kinda depressed michael jackson cult. how fucking pathetic can you be? your seriously gonna do anything you can to “get atention” if thats the case you prolly should told someone that daddy touched you too much and now regret it.
and for mr “im half nigger half emo” you should have soooo been a knuckle baby or been on your moms chin. at least this world would be a better place. how exactly do you cut yourself with a razorblade or with a rap cd you produced but never made it cause you bitch wine cry more than my chemical romance.
TIP OF THE DAY: if your contemplating suicide just clothes your eyes bite the barrel and pull the trigger, cause rather your getting fucked by society or getting it in the ass by the devil your still a homo.
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with being homosexual! I myself am lesbian an damn fucking proud of it an I have friends who are gay lesbian bi an straight. None of them bitch complain or spill blood over any of our orientations. We ‘homos’ don’t say anything bout you ’straights’ you don’t like it suck a tit an quit bitching.
*four fucking twenty*
Lesbian XD
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ok first off. you little bitches that are crying about the jokes, you are just proving the point of the jokes being true, and HOW IN THE FUCK CAN YOU BE A HALF EMO NIGGER!!! that makes no fuckin since to me at all!! “oh, im half emo” thats like saying your half of puddle of skum to this world. fuckin retard. its people like that bitch that give certain stereotypes bad names. “i only half cut myself like a half little bitch ass pussy nigger that i am. but i only feel half the pain.. and half the heartache that half of the people dont want to notice!!! im crying half way!!!” fuckin A!!! what are you half gangster too? wouldnt that be funny, a emo/gang bangin nigger that raps about shooting himself instead of a hoe, that would certainly help the world out now wouldnt it.. fuckin jew
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All you EMOS fucking suck grow some balls wipe off all your tears you little bitches stop crying to mommy sholder and if i would cut myself it would be to end my life not for attention you fagots are pathetic
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“Emo” is a bunch of bullshit. Go cry about it morons. [No, its not a pun. STFU.]
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uhh this is really lame nd its not true nd im wayyyyyy offennded by that black joke cuz bitch im black nd half emo dat pissed me off
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funny shit i am emo nd d baby 1 is mean
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I don’t know what’s got me laughing more, the jokes or the responses from the “I’m an Emo” kids. Way to support your cause by getting all butt hurt over some jokes that have been around for ever, I bet you laughed the first time you heard it and it was directed at someone other than an Emo. Pathetic.
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OMG Y OULD ANYONE ENEN CONSIDER RITING THESE THINGS???? LIKE IM SOO HURT RIGHT NOW! ANYONE OUT THERE LAUGHING SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES FOR THINKING THIS IS FUNNY! NOT ALL EMOS CUT THEM SELVES SOME OF US JUST RITE DON OUR FEELINS IN A DIARY AND CRY TO GET ALL THE PAIN OUT, ITS HOW WE DEAL WITH OUR PROBLEMS SO GET OVER IT! AND AS FAR AS THE TIGHT PANTS GO, I JUST LIKE THE WAY THE MAKE MY LEGS LOOK, ITS NOT GAY.
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Turn off Caps Lock, learn to spell, learn to use the blade and get it done right.
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ok ok ok check it out. first of all if you DO get affended by these jokes then yes you are emo and they are true. second of all every emo out there that cuts themselves to “heal your pain” you should just blow your head off and heal mine. third of all instead of trying to commit suicide you should prolly just do it and quit wasting my oxygen
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we dont cut ourselves because we want attention, we cut ourselves because we want to show the world that we’re hurting, and that we need help. i for one am a proud emo, and i only cut myself like 4 times a week, so we dont cut ourselves all the time!!!
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Hey BirthControlMisconduct… I dont care how emo you think you are, your not. None of you are. The only reason you people cut yourselves it to fit into your world. You were right about wanting attention. That is all you people are after. Most of you are a bunch of snobs.
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you know, if it wasnt for emo’s.. we wouldnt have anyone to make fun of, and the Birth rate would sky rocket above the death rate! so THANK YOU EMO’S! FOR HELPING ME KEEP MY JOB!!!
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damn wtf emos are so fucking rubish .. damm do a 17 years old guy still needs mum to hug himm n show him some love n if she doesnt he starts to cry .. litle puppy ?! wtf guyz wake the fuck up make up ur mindss !!
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HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE EMO JOKES. THE BEST PART OF THE JOKES R THE EMO MOTHER FUCKERS CRYING ABOUT IT. HAHAHAHAHA U MAKE ME LAUGH HAHAHAHA.YOU EMOS SUCK IF YOU WANT ATTENTION GET A KITTY
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these r funny lighten up
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Haha stop getting offended its only fun! I get stick all the time for being blonde and vegetarian! you have to laugh at it because if you don’t laugh you’ll cry! pardon the pun HAHAA!
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NAH THEY ARE GREAT IM EMO AND I ENT BOVERD BY IT , CUS I KNOW IT ENT TRUE
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how many emo’s does it take to wash a car? four one to write about it on livejournal, one to make a bulletin on myspace, one to take a picture of the car and one to wash it.
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They are funny but, come on Emos, theyre just jokes! my emo friends think theyre hilareous. And thats beause they know theyre not true!
so funny!!
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THAT I SOOO HARSH, NOT TRUE,AND IF ANYONE SAYS THAT SHIT IS TRUE, U ALL SUCK!!!!
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ok. i am an emo kid. and honestly i find this like incredibly offensive. nothing on here is true. everything on here is incredibly cruel and mean
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Only Emo Kids Would Get Affended by This, and those wanna be Emos.
Stupid Emo Kids.lmao
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how many emos does it take to have sex with tyrell, 1 ,
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these arent even funny they are cruel, go and judge on your self before you judge people…..those jokes are totally rubbish!!
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lol it’s funny because most of them are true and thats a fact (the more you know)
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THESE ARE NOT FUNNY, THEY ARE CRUEL AND UNTRUE AND MEAN. AND YOU CAN ALL SUCK DICKS.
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What do you call 1,000 Emos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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