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Some of these jokes, I have to admit, are kinda funny, but others are just crude. The ones about cutting really hurt. I cut myself and I don’t find those jokes funny. Cutting is a dangerous thing. I’ve been in mental hospitals because of it. Is that funny? How would you like to have depression and feel so horrible that you resort to harming yourself? Then to top it all off, having people stereotype you and make jokes about it. I really don’t think it’s funny.
dear simple bitch
if you would use a gun we wouldn’t have to hear about your personal problems. kthxbai
Carolyn….actually it IS hilarious that you’re a whiny twat and you cut yourself lol you’re a living characature of these jokes. how bout you write a sad poem about it? loser. NYHC PunchYourFace-Giving Emo Kids Something To Cry About ????????
ps-cutting ur wrists would be easier without the homo hair in ur eyes :)
well fuck you too
I seriously hope you die and go to hell you ass. Why Don’t you go fuck yourself like you always have. Your a sick son of a bitch. I would call you a sick but you don’t have one.
Wow you are a bastard and these jokes aren’t the slightest bit funny, it’s racist, anti-Semitic and discrimanatory and you jackass that are claiming to be “emo kids” and finding these funny are just posers, you aren’t emo you’re misguided and let me tell you the person wo made this must be wacked up, so suicide, people dying and depression is funny? I’d much rather be an ’emo fag’ than an ignorant asswipe like you guys
There are so many things wrong with what you just said. FIRST OFF, not all “Emo’s” cut. Second not everyone who cuts is an “Emo”. I have shaggy hair, and I cut because of depression. Mental and physical abuse, and a lot of other shit. Cutting is not funny. No matter what. THIRDLY! What is homo hair. I am gay. Duh, but I have met many gay people. None of our hair is the same.
The only reason I’m considered emo is my cuts, but I dont cut over stupid bullshit like I’m called a dyke or fag or whore, if you cut over that, get a fucking life people, I can say I have been abused in many ways and developed depression when my dad died and my mom had psychotic breakdowns, stuff like rape (which I’m not scared to talk about anymore) some “emos” who cut that’s all they have, I have been diagnosed professionally with ADHD, depression, anxiety, PTSD and schizophrenia and I can say its no where near fun, some people do have fucked up lives but people dont know their life so they make fun of them.
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not everyone finds these funny, and i get that. im not emo, and i cut. but to me, these are hilarious!!! tbh, some of them are kinda mean, but everyone has different tastes. so stop bitching at these people because they think these jokes (jokes are supposed to be funny, and dumb) are funny, and suck it up. youre going to have to deal with lots of shit like this ove the course of your life. so shut the fuck up and deal with it
This is really insensitive
Jokes that make fun of people aren’t cool. There’s a fine line between the emos who do it for attention and the ones who actually need help. Please learn to recognise the difference.
And I did not misspell “recognise”. That’s just the old way of spelling it.
You guys are being over sensitive
I am an emo. Yes i do cut. ANNNNNNDDDD I find these jokes hilarious!!!
I am a “emo” but some of these are funny !
Be Quiet, People.
This is called SATIRE. It is meant to be over the top and offensive. It shouldn’t be taken seriously. If all the emo people here really want to whine and complain, go back to your corners. You aren’t going to get much sympathy on a comedy site. Fuck off, all you sensitive pricks.
Wow, what is wrong with you people?
You guys are mean. That is so fucking cruel, mere words cannot express it. Emo people are ordinary people, just like you and I. That is just discriminatory and any who actually think these are funny, get a motherfucking life, bitch. Seriously, I hardly swear, BUT HONESTLY, PEOPLE. Emo doesn’t really mean anything bad, like the person is an outcast, it just means emotional. Ever even think of that? I’m anything but discriminatory, racist, sexist, etc. and you guys are screwed for thinking this. For shame, you guys. Guilt should be taking you over!!!!
You could label me as goth, but this is fucking horrible. The only one I like, is the first one. Wow…
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