Joke Published on May 4th, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes
I’M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I’ve used Microsoft Office.I’M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don’t ask me about all the McJobs I’ve had.I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my
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