Posted on June 12th, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman.
“Hey, aren’t you those three escaped convicts?”, asked the policeman.
Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said “no, I’m Mark, Mark Spencer.”
“The second followed his lead and said “My names is William, W H Smith.”
The third said “My name is Ken… Ken Tuckyfriedchicken!”
Related posts to Three Escaped Convicts Joke
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large!
Permalink Escaped Midget!...
Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail?
Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE". ...
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
Read in full at 447...
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.- A plateau is a high form of flattery.- The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.- Once you've seen one...
Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office."It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium, you have to take your...
Jerry, Perry, and Cletus escaped from jail. They were being chased by the police. They were running through the streets when they saw an old barn. So they ran in and found three hemp bags....
There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called...
Dirty jokes, not suitable for young children.
Dirty Joke 1
-----------
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they...
Dead And Dying Joke 1 A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for...
Beauty Joke 1 My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
Beauty Joke 2 I m not ugly. I could marry anyone I...
Leave a reply to Three Escaped Convicts Joke