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When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school.Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it.She said, "Well, I got a 20 in math,...
Funny Camping Tip 1 A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes. Funny Camping Tip 2...
One day, a very attractive dumb blonde undergraduate visited the professor's office. The blonde under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc. Finally, the dumb blonde...
A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man's truck. They both exit their...
Funny Computer Joke 1 (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? Funny Computer Joke 2 "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 Funny Computer Joke 3 11th commandment - Covet not thy...
Dance Joke 1 Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner! Dance Joke 2 Q. What do you call two line dancers...
Barbie Doll Joke 1 There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall Barbie Doll Joke 2 There is a new Barbie...
Gorilla Joke 1 A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and...
Divorce Joke 1 A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...
Birthday Joke 1 A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I d love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her...
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