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The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school. - Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. - Please excuse Ray Friday...
The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school. - My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. - Please excuse...
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily."Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late....
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.3. I will never rush into a job...
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Murphy's Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. Murphy's Laws of Work 02 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has...
You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board. You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems with. You Work in Corporate America If Free food left over from...
The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29...
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK...you get...
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