The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.”Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran
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