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A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into the private room the doctor says tothe patient, "What seems to be the problem?" The patient answers, "You have to promise not to...
There is a Bar in Calumpang who have has a Horse and they have a contest of it. Whoever will make the horse laugh will win P5,000 and free drinks. So a man from Manila comes...
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd...
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over. The other two are...
- Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my gosh! They've found me!" and bolt. - Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and...
Two sperm are swimming in a women's body.One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?"The second sperm begins to laugh and says, "The uterus!? We just past...
- Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.- Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and...
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")Dashing through the labwith a tan page lab reportTaking all those testsand laughing at them allBells for fire drills ringmaking spirits brightWhat fun it is to laugh and singa chemistry...
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to...
Rudolph the red nosed wino, Had a very shiny nose, And if you got too close to him, He would take off his clothes. All of the other winos, Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Rudolph, Join...
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