Posted on September 25th, 2006 in
Really Funny Jokes
Romantic Lines Joke 01
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
Romantic Lines Joke 02
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Romantic Lines Joke 03
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.
Romantic Lines Joke 04
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
Romantic Lines Joke 05
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
Romantic Lines Joke 06
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “Go To Hell.”
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