Posted on December 26th, 2006 in
Funny Jokes
Chat Up Line Joke 01
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
Chat Up Line Joke 02
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Chat Up Line Joke 03
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.
Chat Up Line Joke 04
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
Chat Up Line Joke 05
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
Chat Up Line Joke 06
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “Go To Hell.”
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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