Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.”I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.”"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second.”You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - Take a
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