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A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?"The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop." Permalink Long Time Drinker...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he...
The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship. Read in full...
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he...
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped bya policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?"The priests say, "Don't worry, my...
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi....
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged...
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got...
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before...
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