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Law of Cat Elongation - A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lay...
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. Read in full at Feline Jury...
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out."To save lives," the professor...
A physics professor at a state university in Michigan was famous for his animated lectures. He was short and thin with wild white hair and an excited expression. In lecture he would through himself from...
- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.- Polymer physicists are into chains.- What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees". Read...
A physics student once got the following question in an exam: "You are given an accurate barometer. How would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper?" He answered, "Go to the top floor,...
You enter the laboratory and see a science experiment. How will you know which class is it? If the science experiment is green and wiggles, it's biology. If the science experiment stinks, it's chemistry. If the...
Science has a language of its own which sometimes puzzles laymen. The word "obvious" is a case in point.A professor of physics, deriving some profound point of theory for the class, scribbled an equation on...
School Joke 1 Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect! School Joke 2 Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect...
The Ultimate Collection of 644 Chuck Norris Jokes, if you know of more please post them at the bottom. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend...
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