Joke Published on December 29th, 2006 by Joker in Just Jokes
Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.Law of Cat
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