- Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen!- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!- Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!- Out of estrogen, and I have a gun!- Guys have feelings too but… who cares?- Next mood swing: 6 minutes
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