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- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people- How can I miss you if you won't go away?- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.- If we are what we eat,...
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.- Grow your own dope, plant a man.- All men are idiots....I married their king.- Women who...
- So many men, so few who can afford me- God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!- My mother is a travel agent for...
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! - Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time! - Do not start with me. You will not win. -...
Funny Bumper Sticker 1 8 Out Of 10 Voices In My Head Say 'don’t Shoot' Funny Bumper Sticker 2 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name Funny Bumper Sticker 3 A Man...
1. The female always makes the rules.2. The rules can change without notice.3. Males can't know the rules.4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of...
- Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.- History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.- It works better if you...
According to the Alaskan Department of Fish and game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November...
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of...
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody...
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