Joke Published on March 5th, 2008 by Joker in Just Jokes
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.”I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”"Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “Give it to me
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