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There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day...
Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day...
- My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a...
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, a good cook, and great in bed... But the law allows only one wife... Read in full at Perfect Wife...
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting hit by a truck....
The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk. The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell...
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up....
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room...
Women's version: Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?Woman2: Oh...
Funny Marriage Quote 01 Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Funny Marriage Quote 02 Marriage is low down, but you spend...
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