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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she...
Cletus took Maynard to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's Bench. After the game, Cletus asked Maynard how he liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," he replied, "but...
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It's a...
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have...
Jimmy's mom dragged him in front of his dad during the football game."Talk to your son," she said. "He refuses to obey a word I say."The father turned to Jimmy angrily. "Jimmy, how dare you...
Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening just as they have done for the past 50 years.Gus, the elder, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from...
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech...
A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived,...
A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, “No. These are for boys.” The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother....
A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game.The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he...
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