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Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side. She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest.""But honey," she whispered, "I need...
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure...
A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news.Upon his arrival home, she explains...
There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light."Man, you just ran that red light!", the passenger said."Don't worry, my brother does it all the time,"...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ''Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!'' ''I wouldn't worry too much about it,'' the doctor replies. "Lots of...
Frosty the cokehead was a crazed neurotic soul, With a big glass pipe and a vial of crack, And no sense of self control. There must have been some poison in that last dime bag he got, For when...
The first set of many Doctor Doctor jokes. Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! ------------------------------------- Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at...
A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about getting seasick. The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.'' The guy...
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's...
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